Haircut Lessons

1. do not cut your hair like a bob (my head is too round)
2. do not colour your hair the colour that the salon lady picked out for you. especially if she has blotches of really really unattractive red/brown/orange/gold in hers
3. do not cut bangs. IT IS A CRIME TO CUT BANGS
4. do not super layer your hair
5. stick to your original haircut, no matter how boring and typically asian it is, just stick to it