lol i found something hilarious as i was doing hmk

How to be Emo and Still Take a Sexy Myspace or Gay.com Internet Profile Pic

From what I hear Emo is all the rage among kids these days. My mom(what a sweetheart) doesn’t get why all the youngans are so into ‘Elmo’and such right now. Whatever your flavor, Emo is huge and prevalent allover internet social networking sites. You can easily spot emos fromthe style of their profile pic, so I thought it would be fun to do a’how to guide’ for making your profile pic sexy without selling outyour emo soul. Sexy and Emo don’t have to be mutually exclusive!!

Oh my shirtless angst!

---------1. Hair in your face.
you aren’t emo unless your hair is asymmetrical and falling in your face. Ideally, it should be long enough to cover eyes and therefore constant forelorn expression. Couldn’t find my extensions around the house today so I had to fake it. Luckily, long hair in the face is very sexy so emos don’t have to change much. If your hair color ain’t black as your teenage angsty soul then don’t even bother. Also, severe camera angles scream ‘not happy’, therefore emo by default

--------------2. Eyes should be bright yet shy.
Bright Eyes ain’t an emo favorite for nothing. Emo kid’s myspace profile picsare full of bright, open eyes that give a hint of optimism. Not too optimistic though, anything more than ‘cute & shy’ will come off as ‘happy & focused’rather than ‘torn & jaded’.

-----3. Mouth should be absent of a smile.
Emos rarely smile thus perking the corners of your mouth = nerdy, notsexy. Pretend you are sucking on an imaginary straw or concentrate really hard on why it is your parents just don’t get you.

---- 4. Shirtless and not deathly pale.
Though emo kids may play the straight-edge game, they still like to get laid. If you are gonna do a sexy emo pic, shirtless is ok, but it has to seem accidental. “I just happened to walk by the camera after waking up” is agood way to remain emo while having a shirtless pic. Pale skin also screams EMO but try not to bust the lense with an extra-pale shiny tone. Leave thatfor the goths.

--- 5. Star tattoos never fail.
Emos love their star tattoos so you best have one if you wanna hookup with one. If you DON’T have a star tattoo, improvise and photoshop it onto yourself. When hooking up with newly found online emo hottie, simply explain that ‘mom and dad don’t get me and forced me to have laser tattoo removal surgery.’Remember, it’s always hard being you.

And there you have it, my friends. Whether you want to take a sexy myspacepic that doesn’t take away your emo-ness or you just want to fake itand hookup with a hot emo-person or whatever, it’s plain and simple!